Coming Soon: "CSA: Confederate States of America"

Recommendation by Fat Jack

My Prediction: Great














Coming Soon to The Moxie
Released in Theatres in 2005
On DVD August 8, 2006
Unrated

Directed by: Kevin Willmott
Starring: Greg Kirsch, Renee Patrick, and Molly Graham

Rotten Tomatoes: 80% fresh
IMDb: 6.7 stars out of 10
Netflix: 3.5 stars out of 5

What would our country be like if the South had won the Civil War? That is the central theme of the mocumentary, “CSA: The Confederate States of America.” It looks disturbingly and irreverently humorous. Just imagine the new TV station, Slave Shopping Network, where you can purchase a product (a slave). You really need to see the trailer to grasp this movie. (See the trailer) (Visit the Official Site)

SLAVE SHOPPING NETWORK: So, let’s start with Jupiter and his family. Versatility is key with Jupiter. He’s healthy, well mannered, loyal, smart but not uppity. Oh, and what a litter of pick-a-ninny’s she’s had. As with all SSN products, we can either break up Jupiter’s family for you, or you can have them as a set. So, let the bidding begin.

NARRATOR: Watch subjugation at its finest, and the master race rise to unprecedented heights.